B&A 4eva

My Father the ASS
My first entry is aptly titled. My formerly woderful father just informed me that he had met someone on-line, ON-FUCKING-LINE, well not just met her, but apparently has been dating her for some time, well today he gathered me and my 2 brothers out at his ranch and introduced us to his bride to be, OH THE HORROR! We literally had no idea, we just sat there stunned, mouths open.
My mother apparently knew all about his fuckery, but said nothing, sighting that she didn't think they were serious. So heres the kicker, my father is 60 years old as of June 1st, his bride to be is 22!!!!!!!!!!!!Yes, 22 and he met her ON LINE, did I mention that she's 22, and that he's 60 and my formerly computer illeterate father met her ON LINE! The worst thing I ever did was give him my old computer 3 years ago when I up-graded, who knew. Let that be a lesson to you, let the old school "I don't know how to set the clock on the VCR" parents be. It's too late for my dad, but save yourself some future heartache. I'm just sooooo upset right now I could sit on a knife, I know that's what Jack's ex wife hillariously told Liz Lemon on 30 rock when she thought Jack and Liz were together, but I totally feel her pain. I'm on a 3 way conference call with my brothers and a friend as I sit here typing, it's sort of stunned silence, with the occassional WTF in between coughs. My dad could give 2 fucks about our pain, I've been calling him all day, and he could not be bothered to call back, I called the firm he works at and they said he is on vacation til 06/20/08. HUH! He was never like this before, now we don't see him and we don't know what the fucks going on with him. She could kill him, stuff him in a iron drum and we would be non the wiser. He just cut us off. He says he doesn't wan't us being negative around his, his...... Shit, what do I call her....nothing nice believe me, and I REFUSE to acknowledge this bish. Phones ringing, it's my dad finally returning my call, I'm gonna let the AM get it just to here where his heads at before we speak, cause I'm all kinds of angry, and I don't wanna say something that I can't/won't take back.

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